What did I expect? the flavour was completely gone and replaced by a mix of various textures at various tempuratures. a quick google search tells me that apparently the United States Department of Agriculture advises to throw out pizza after 2 hours of sitting at room temperature. woops. i chugged a coconut water because it seemed like adding something healthy into the mix would do some good.
on a sidenote, as i was walking back - half buzzed off of the bacteria swirling around my gut - i watched some guy carry a brown paper bag which had a little hole at the bottom. a beer can was peeking out of the hole and with every step it kept sinking lower and lower through the bag. knowing what was going to happen, i followed and watched intently. a fly on the wall seeing life run its course. eventually the bag ripped and all the cans came falling out, rolling in a few directions. i kept walking, feeling honoured to have witnessed the universe heartlessly create a little chamber of chaos. was i an asshole for not interfering? probably.
I walked back home hoping the pizza wouldnt kill me.
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